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第dì二èr十shí三sān回huí找zhǎo妙miào药yào耍shuǎ笑xiào众zhòng家jiā丁dīng联lián佳jiā句jù才cái惊jīng秦qín丞chéng相xiàng

个gè字zì意yì,都dōu可kě解jiě闷mèn。”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“和hé尚shàng,你nǐ还hái认rèn得de字zì么me?”济jì公gōng说shuō:“不bù敢gǎn

云yún认rèn字zì,也yě略lüè识shí一yī两liǎng个gè。”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“要yào说shuō酒jiǔ令lìng,是shì喝hē酒jiǔ,是shì赌dǔ什shén么me?”和hé

尚shàng说shuō:“不bù赢yíng酒jiǔ。大dà人rén出chū个gè对duì句jù,我wǒ和hé尚shàng如rú对duì上shàng,我wǒ赢yíng大dà人rén一yī万wàn两liǎng银yín子zi;要yào

对duì不bù上shàng,我wǒ和hé尚shàng输shū一yī万wàn两liǎng银yín子zi。大dà人rén想xiǎng我wǒ一yí个gè穷qióng和hé尚shàng要yào输shū了le,哪nǎ有yǒu一yī万wàn现xiàn银yín

子zi?我wǒ要yào输shū了le,大dà人rén不bú是shì要yào拆chāi我wǒ那nà个ge大dà碑bēi楼lóu么me?我wǒ要yào输shū了le,把bǎ大dà碑bēi楼lóu给gěi大dà人rén

好hǎo不bù好hǎo?”秦qín相xiāng一yī听tīng,心xīn中zhōng甚shèn为wéi欣xīn悦yuè,说shuō:“和hé尚shàng,我wǒ先xiān试shì试shì你nǐ的de文wén理lǐ,要yào

真zhēn有yǒu才cái学xué,我wǒ再zài跟gēn你nǐ打dǎ赌dǔ。我wǒ先xiān出chū两liǎng个gè字zì你nǐ对duì。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“大dà人rén说shuō罢bà。”

秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“幽yōu斋zhāi。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“对duì茅máo庐lú。”秦qín相xiāng点diǎn了le头tóu说shuō:“开kāi窗chuāng。”和hé尚shàng

就jiù对duì“闭bì户hù”。秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“读dú书shū。”和hé尚shàng说shuō“写xiě字zì”。秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“和hé尚shàng你nǐ输shū

了le。我wǒ这zhè六liù个gè字zì凑còu成chéng一yī处chù,成chéng一yī句jù话huà,是shì:幽yōu斋zhāi开kāi窗chuāng读dú书shū。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“我wǒ

那nà六liù个gè字zì也yě是shì一yī句jù话huà,凑còu成chéng一yī处chù。是shì:茅máo庐lú闭bì户hù写xiě字zì。”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“我wǒ给gěi你nǐ

出chū个gè拆chāi字zì法fǎ的de对duì子zi,你nǐ对duì上shàng,我wǒ输shū你nǐ一yī万wàn银yín子zi。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“也yě好hǎo。”秦qín相xiāng

说shuō:“酉yǒu卒zú是shì个gè醉zuì,目mù垂chuí是shì个gè睡shuì,李lǐ大dà白bái怀huái抱bào酒jiǔ坛tán在zài山shān坡pō睡shuì。不bù晓xiǎo他tā是shì醉zuì,

不bù晓xiǎo他tā是shì睡shuì。”和hé尚shàng吃chī了le一yī杯bēi酒jiǔ,哈hā哈hā大dà笑xiào说shuō:“这zhè个ge对duì子zi好hǎo对duì!月yuè长zhǎng是shì个gè

胀zhàng,月yuè半bàn是shì个gè胖pàng,秦qín夫fū人rén怀huái抱bào大dà肚dù在zài满mǎn院yuàn逛guàng。不bù晓xiǎo他tā是shì胀zhàng,不bù晓xiǎo他tā是shì胖pàng。”

秦qín相xiāng。一yī听tīng连lián摇yáo手shǒu,说shuō道dào:“和hé尚shàng不bú要yào诙huī谐xié。”秦qín相xiāng想xiǎng:“这zhè个ge和hé尚shàng真zhēn淘táo气qì,

我wǒ再zài出chū个gè对duì子zi,叫jiào他tā知zhī道dào我wǒ秦qín相xiāng本běn是shì满mǎn腹fù文wén章zhāng,怀huái揣chuāi锦jǐn绣xiù,腹fù隐yǐn珠zhū玑jī。”大dà

人rén说shuō:“佛fó祖zǔ解jiě绒róng绦tāo,捆kǔn和hé尚shàng扣kòu颠diān僧sēng。”济jì公gōng说shuō:“哎āi呀yā,大dà人rén这zhè个ge对duì子zi可kě

真zhēn好hǎo,我wǒ和hé尚shàng才cái疏shū学xué浅qiǎn。”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“你nǐ对duì上shàng,我wǒ再zài输shū银yín一yī万wàn;对duì不bù上shàng,我wǒ

要yào拆chāi你nǐ的de大dà碑bēi楼lóu。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“好hǎo。”喝hē了le一yī怀huái酒jiǔ说shuō:“我wǒ对duì一yí个gè天tiān子zi抖dǒu玉yù

锁suǒ,拿ná大dà臣chén擒qín丞chéng相xiàng。又yòu赢yíng你nǐ一yī万wàn两liǎng!”秦qín相xiāng想xiǎng:“和hé尚shàng果guǒ然rán满mǎn腹fù奇qí才cái。对duì对duì

于yú赢yíng不bù了liǎo他tā。”方fāng才cái说shuō:“和hé尚shàng不bù用yòng对duì对duì子zi,出chū酒jiǔ令lìng吧ba。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“出chū酒jiǔ

令lìng就jiù出chū酒jiǔ令lìng。大dà人rén说shuō的de,还hái是shì大dà人rén出chū。”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“我wǒ要yào说shuō两liǎng个gè古gǔ人rén,两liǎng种zhǒng

物wù件jiàn。这zhè两liǎng个gè古gǔ人rén要yào一yī样yàng的de脸liǎn膛táng,做zuò事shì相xiāng同tóng,落luò在zài两liǎng件jiàn物wù件jiàn上shàng,要yào一yī活huó一yī死sǐ

的de。说shuō上shàng来lái算suàn赢yíng,说shuō不bù上shàng来lái算suàn输shū。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“大dà人rén先xiān说shuō吧ba。”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“和hé

尚shàng,你nǐ听tīng我wǒ道dào来lái,你nǐ要yào听tīng着zhe。远yuǎn看kàn一yī座zuò楼lóu,近jìn看kàn一yī只zhī牛niú,吕lǚ洞dòng宾bīn醉zuì卧wò岳yuè阳yáng楼lóu,

孙sūn膑bìn架jià拐guǎi骑qí牛niú。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“远yuǎn看kàn一yī座zuò庐lú,近jìn看kàn一yī尾wěi鱼yú,张zhāng飞fēi顾gù庐lú,敬jìng德dé吊diào

鱼yú。”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“和hé尚shàng,你nǐ输shū了le一yī万wàn,张zhāng飞fēi顾gù庐lú,三sān顾gù茅máo庐lú还hái可kě以yǐ说shuō。敬jìng德dé

吊diào鱼yú,鱼yú哪nǎ有yǒu腿tuǐ?”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“甲jiǎ鱼yú不bú是shì有yǒu四sì条tiáo腿tuǐ?”秦qín相xiāng无wú法fǎ,又yòu让ràng和hé尚shàng

赢yíng了le一yī万wàn。秦qín相xiāng想xiǎng:“我wǒ总zǒng要yào想xiǎng法fǎ赢yíng他tā。”出chū来lái告gào诉sù秦qín安ān:“你nǐ拿ná个gè捧pěng盒hé装zhuāng

点diǎn凉liáng糕gāo,你nǐ在zài外wài面miàn等děng着zhe叫jiào和hé尚shàng猜cāi。他tā要yào猜cāi盒hé子zi里lǐ没méi东dōng西xī,你nǐ装zhuāng着zháo凉liáng糕gāo拿ná进jìn去qù,

他tā要yào猜cāi有yǒu东dōng西xī,你nǐ拿ná空kōng盒hé子zi进jìn去qù。”秦qín安ān点diǎn头tóu。秦qín相xiāng回huí到dào里lǐ面miàn说shuō:“和hé尚shàng,

我wǒ久jiǔ闻wén你nǐ能néng掐qiā会huì算suàn,善shàn知zhī过guò去qù未wèi来lái之zhī事shì。我wǒ已yǐ派pài家jiā人rén去qù拿ná个gè盒hé子zi来lái你nǐ猜cāi,猜cāi

盒hé子zi里lǐ有yǒu东dōng西xī没méi有yǒu。你nǐ要yào猜cāi着zháo,我wǒ照zhào数shù输shū给gěi你nǐ一yī万wàn银yín子zi,如rú猜cāi不bù着zhe,我wǒ要yào拆chāi

你nǐ的de大dà碑bēi楼lóu。”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“大dà人rén,你nǐ输shū急jí了le吧ba?”秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“我wǒ并bìng非fēi是shì输shū急jí

了le,我wǒ倒dào要yào试shì试shì你nǐ的de能néng为wèi。”和hé尚shàng喝hē了le一yī杯bēi酒jiǔ,定dìng了le定dìng神shén说shuō道dào:“秦qín大dà人rén出chū

的de主zhǔ意yì高gāo,这zhè件jiàn事shì情qíng真zhēn奇qí巧qiǎo,捧pěng盒hé本běn是shì空kōng空kōng物wù——”这zhè第dì三sān句jù,和hé尚shàng拉lā着zhe长zhǎng

声shēng,秦qín安ān听tīng和hé尚shàng说shuō是shì空kōng空kōng物wù,把bǎ凉liáng糕gāo装zhuāng上shàng拿ná进jìn来lái。刚gāng走zǒu进jìn来lái,和hé尚shàng又yòu说shuō道dào:

“里lǐ面miàn装zhuāng的de是shì凉liáng糕gāo。”秦qín安ān一yī听tīng一yī愣lèng,到dào底dǐ被bèi和hé尚shàng猜cāi着zháo。秦qín相xiāng想xiǎng:“天tiān也yě不bù

早zǎo了le,给gěi儿ér子zi去qù治zhì病bìng要yào紧jǐn。”想xiǎng完wán说shuō:“和hé尚shàng,你nǐ的de酒jiǔ如rú何hé?可kě以yǐ吃chī饭fàn,给gěi

我wǒ儿ér去qù治zhì病bìng?”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“我wǒ已yǐ然rán酒jiǔ足zú饭fàn饱bǎo。哎āi呀yā!你nǐ们men给gěi我wǒ找zhǎo着zháo药yào没méi有yǒu?”

众zhòng家jiā人rén说shuō:“我wǒ等děng趴pā在zài地dì上shàng把bǎ鼻bí子zi都dōu粘zhān好hǎo些xiē土tǔ,也yě没méi找zhǎo着zháo。”和hé尚shàng一yī伸shēn手shǒu掏tāo

出chū一yí个gè包bāo,说shuō:“我wǒ这zhè有yǒu点diǎn药yào料liào,再zài加jiā两liǎng味wèi药yào就jiù成chéng了le。”秦qín相xiāng接jiē过guò来lái一yī看kàn,

上shàng面miàn的de字zì太tài草cǎo率shuài,看kàn不bù出chū来lái。打dǎ开kāi一yī看kàn,白bái的de很hěn,李lǐ怀huái春chūn一yī看kàn,认rèn得de原yuán本běn是shì

吃chī的de白bái面miàn,问wèn:“和hé尚shàng,此cǐ是shì什shén么me?”济jì公gōng说shuō:“这zhè叫jiào多duō磨mó多duō罗luó多duō波bō罗luó散sàn。”

秦qín相xiāng说shuō:“还hái有yǒu什shén么me东dōng西xī?”和hé尚shàng说shuō:“朱zhū砂shā一yī两liǎng,白bái面miàn四sì两liǎng,盒hé子zi一yí个gè,

用yòng开kāi水shuǐ一yī冲chōng,又yòu用yòng刷shuā子zi一yī把bǎ。”秦qín相xiāng吩fēn咐fù赶gǎn忙máng照zhào样yàng预yù备bèi。家jiā人rén答dā应yìng。少shǎo时shí,

回huí报bào相xiāng爷yé,所suǒ有yǒu应yìng用yòng的de东dōng西xī俱jù已yǐ齐qí备bèi。和hé尚shàng方fāng才cái放fàng下xià杯bēi筷kuài,随suí同tóng秦qín相xiāng够gòu奔bēn书shū

斋zhāi,罗luó汉hàn爷yé便biàn大dà施shī佛fó法fǎ,来lái治zhì大dà头tóu瓮wèng,度dù化huà秦qín桓huán。不bù知zhī后hòu事shì如rú何hé,且qiě看kàn下xià回huí

分fēn解jiě。

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